Drinking Race

It took a few minutes to figure out the sequence of these images, which are pulled together from several different sources on the Internet.
This is a drinking race, where several guys are lined up next to each other, given some beer, usually a pint or small pitcher, and then there is a race to see who can down the beer fastest.

It seems as though this event was held in heats, and the winner of the first event would then advance to the next heat. This is our first heat. We know this is our first set of guys, by the bad bleach job on the one second from left. He does not appear in a subsequent groups. We also know that this is our first heat, because the haircut on the guy on the right. More on this later. This image is also a good commentary on how somebody can look really hot from one able and look like complete shit from another angle. The guy with the "o'rorke rocks bitch" written on his stomach is looks pretty nice and attractive in the picture where he is looking straight into the camera. The other image really shows how bad his haircut is.


The first race nearing conclusion. It looks as though the guy on the right is the winner. Typical custom in these events is for the participant to turn the beer mug upside down over his head to demonstrate that the mug is completely empty. I think the bad bleach job will finish second, and the bad haircut will finish third. I'm not too sure about what's going on with the guy on the rightmost, it's possible he did not participate. It's very unlikely that he won this heat, because we don't see him anymore. Just as well, he's not all that hot to look at anyway..

Here's the next image, and where the sequencing becomes a little more complicated. This is the second heat. Why? Because we have a new set of guys. But it's not entirely a new set of guys. Look at the guy on the right, his head is shaved, but he has a tattoo of the South African flag on his chest. Or maybe it's just paint, the colors are too vivid to be tattoo. Look back up of the previous picture. The guy on the right also has the same South African paint job, but with a full head of hair. My first look at these sets of pictures, I thought we had two sets of completely different guys. But then I looked more closely, and I noticed the tattoo's, I realized the guy on the right was the same person. It's likely the winner of the first drinking race had to endure having his head shaved.

This is the beginning of the race. The leftmost guy has received his beer, and the others have not. He's cheating a bit by taking a sip from the mug, but as we will soon realize, it does not matter.
What is absolutely scorchingly hot about this picture, is the fact that our South African friend is peeling his foreskin back. In public. I think he's very drunk at this point. Hot.
And we're off! The race has begun, it looks to be a close match between our rightmost South African and the second guy from left. At this point, the second guy from left is winning. Notice that our South African's foreskin is back in place. All I probably didn't have to point that out, you probably already noticed.

This picture also gives us a hint as to where we are. Export Gold is a beer that is specific to New Zealand.
Our next image in the second heat. At this point, it looks to be a very close race between our South African and the second guy from the left. second guy from left is starting to spill over the corners. You can see the beer dribbling out his chin.

A clean victory. Our South African on the right has clearly won, and adopts a victorious pose. Second guide from the right, who is probably used to winning the drinking games, is evidently disappointed to have come in 2nd place.

Our hot South African, now partially clothed, is relishing his victory for the benefit of the photographer.

Saved this one for last. Somebody on the Internet had the infinite courtesy to post this comparison shot of foreskin covering versus foreskin retracted. Guys just don't pull their foreskins back in public. really fucking hot.